puking

what goes down must come up

To: Punkin

Thanks for puking on my floor, again.
That really put me in a good mood.
Especially since I discovered it by stepping into it as soon as I woke up.
By the way, I'm being sarcastic.

From: Thomas

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memo posted by Thomas on 05/24/09

eating puke

no need to waste it

To: Punkin

Although I'm tired of you puking everywhere,
at least you have the decency to eat it later.
The sound you make, however, is somewhat unnerving.
Especially at 5 AM.

From: Thomas

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memo posted by Thomas on 05/24/09

other cats' puke

share and share alike

To: Punkin

Although the other cats don't puke nearly as much as you, at least you have the decency to eat theirs up too.
The sound you make, however, it still unnerving.
Especially after I figure out who's puke it is.

From: Thomas

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memo posted by Thomas on 05/24/09

leading to food

management in the making

To: Punkin

When you try to lead me towards your food-dish, by making a b-line for it whenever I'm within range, or by walking directly in the path of my moving feet.
I can think of nothing I'd rather do than fill your bowl to the brim.
Really. Not a thing.

From: Thomas

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memo posted by Thomas on 05/24/09

sitting in boxes

trying to fit in

To: Mojo

You look so cute in there.
But, you don't fit in that box.
I needed that for my Christmas ornaments.

From: Thomas

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memo posted by Thomas on 05/24/09

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